the complainist

I'm real irritated about the demise of Deadspin so I'm going to try to write more. The internet is an increasingly worthless place a...

I am seriously not going to remember what anyone is named in this book from chapter to chapter. I don't see this being a serious problem...

I had every intention of like, actually doing this, and posting every week or every other week or like, at the very least not letting quite ...

In which ELJ introduces us to an extremely unlikeable narrator who's basically Christian Grey's little brother.  You know that thi...

Do you think I should stick with this El Misterino bit? It's kind of hard to make up a joke about a title that is so bland to begin with...

Look, pals: I don't know what I'm doing either. Everything about the world is a whole dumb nightmare. We've got ten years befo...

There are nearly fifty pages of bullshit after Chapter 25. I know right? It's like, srsly? For reals? That's just really a whole lo...