the complainist started as a way for its editor to feel like he was being productive, and that is what it still is. New issues of the journal are published tuesdays at random, unless our "staff" are on "vacation."

Editor Alden Eagle has started and abandoned more blogs than you have even read. he knows that the trick to publishing anything on the internet is to trick your friends into participating, so at least you'll know a couple people are reading it.

the complainist knows that all writers have at least one short, funny piece lying around, waiting for a public reading. why not share it with us? we'll be gentle.